monkeybrand

the other day im having dinner with shanu and i see this young spruced up couple.
she says, 'i saw this ad on tv, the new philips dvd for rs 5990/- only, imagine that only rs. 5990'. he pretends he dint quite hear her and develops a sudden intense interest in the shape of the ketchup bottle.

a while later, she repeats the astonishing fact ,a DVD for rs 5,990 imagine that, her voice all silky and sultry. 'yeah, lets think about it...or better still why dont we wait till the new year sale?' he's clearing squirming now.....poor bastard.

he's was strong this time around.but i look at him and i know he's going to break. she will have on his knees raeching for his checkbook faster than you can say Dee Vee Dee, when she makes a similar request in the confines of their bedroom.

'darling, listening to barry white turns me on superbly............i will do anything after listening to him....anything'

sucker............she will get him by the balls.

make no mistake about that.

is it true that listening to pumpy music is a good thing for nocturnal activity.
if it is then 'carmina burana' might be a good idea....it starts off slow then builds itself to reach a earth shattering peak.

music after all does get you up when you are down.